chocolate-cigarettes:

To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress, it’s easy to do just follow these steps.
1: Cut a hole in a box.
2: Put your junk in that box.
3: Make her open the box.
And that’s the way you do it. It’s my dick in a box.

My woman and I have a post-Halloween party to go to this Saturday.That is our costume.

Do Yankees fans exist?

americanoctopus:

andres:

mikehudack:

ohhleary:

I must have seen hundreds of people while riding the subway and catching the train to Grand Central. Many of them were wearing hats. Here’s what I saw:

- 2 Yankees hats
- 1 Mets hat
- 1 Cleveland Indians hat
- 2 Red Sox hats (my own excluded)
- 1 Red Sox 2007 World Champions hat

Hats aside, I saw ONE guy wearing a Yankees jacket. For a team that claims to have lots of “true fans,” I’m finding it hard to believe when you can’t even tell the day after you win the freaking World Series.

I’m a true fan, and I have a Yankees hat… but it seemed kind of corny to wear it today.

Waiting for their payroll to balloon above 300mill? :)

I live in Boston. There are no other teams besides the Red Sox here. None. Never.

I do not watch baseball, coincidentally.

Congrats to the Yankees from a true Phillies fan.