To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress, it’s easy to do just follow these steps.
1: Cut a hole in a box.
2: Put your junk in that box.
3: Make her open the box.
And that’s the way you do it. It’s my dick in a box.My woman and I have a post-Halloween party to go to this Saturday.That is our costume.
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Do Yankees fans exist?
I must have seen hundreds of people while riding the subway and catching the train to Grand Central. Many of them were wearing hats. Here’s what I saw:
- 2 Yankees hats
- 1 Mets hat
- 1 Cleveland Indians hat
- 2 Red Sox hats (my own excluded)
- 1 Red Sox 2007 World Champions hat
Hats aside, I saw ONE guy wearing a Yankees jacket. For a team that claims to have lots of “true fans,” I’m finding it hard to believe when you can’t even tell the day after you win the freaking World Series.I’m a true fan, and I have a Yankees hat… but it seemed kind of corny to wear it today.
Waiting for their payroll to balloon above 300mill? :)
I live in Boston. There are no other teams besides the Red Sox here. None. Never.
I do not watch baseball, coincidentally.
Congrats to the Yankees from a true Phillies fan.
Reason #2.
Reason #1 the Phillies will win.
(via oceanofmind)
My favorite artist :)What’s this dude’s name again? Uhh it IS a dude, isn’t it?
Alex Grey.He’s done some album art for TOOL as well.
“…Just Kidding…”
“…..Sorry!”
